Buzzards stolen

This is to the person who stole my wife’s 40th birthday buzzards.

Dear Editor,

This is to the person who stole my wife’s 40th birthday buzzards. Our family spent our time and efforts to surprise my wife with 40 wooden buzzards we rented for the front lawn.

It was a great hit and got lots of laughs from my wife, neighbours, family and friends. We woke on Sunday morning to discover that five of them had been stolen. So you know, your prank cost us $65 per buzzard that you so disrespectfully took upon yourself to steal.

We moved to Sylvan Lake and really thought some of the big city troubles wouldn’t be here, but I guess there are inconsiderate people everywhere.

Brian Berturelli,

Sylvan Lake